Chips

Enough said, full marks

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Can

This deserves 1 out of 5 stars as i dont know what i ate
Lost the label but it tasted of socks

Fun Factor 2/5 it was fun not nowing what i was eat
Next time i will cook it but that would ruin it, you need to down it

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Noodles

4/5 stars for this
They were tasty and are good even if uncooked

Fun Factor 5/5 they make excellent hot wig for people with bald heads, i found it good to put on my grandmothers head to keep her warm, she complained as usual

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Pork Scratchings

After much thinks i give this 3 out of 5 stars
I found it pleasant and had no itchyness after eating

Fun Factor 1/5 im not sure what i ate, is it from an animal? or just a crisp like a hula hoop

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Testicle

I gave this 1 out of a maximum of 5 stars
I could not find a kangaroo but toilet man will do

Fun Factor 3/5 the man did not let me have a turn on the glory hole

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Jelly

I give this 2 out of 5 stars
You only got a few bits of jelly in the pack so it lasted not very long
I drank hot water after eaten them but that only burnt me

Fun Factor 1/5 instructions were beyond me and i have to go to doctor to see my burns

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Nutella

I give this 2 out of a possible 5 stars
I was dissapointed that i could not find any hazelnuts in the jar
False advertisement of 50 nuts makes me sad

Fun factor 1/5, finding the nuts was a fun task but messy, but in the end no nuts were found

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